July 2012
zeusyallday:
so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane
house phone rings
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
house phone stops
people: any guy would be lucky to have you
me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
spacinginspace asked: i love you my baby
spacinginspace asked: come back my sexy
spacinginspace asked: good luck that job is yours
